Dec 26, 2011

Worst Hit Movies of the 21st century Part II

Since this is such and excruciatingly slow time for movie news I've decided to expand my list of the worst hit movies of the 21st century (so far) with numbers 6 - 10 done in descending order. So here we go. (You can see numbers 1 thru 5 here.)

10) Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
I sat through this entire movie stone-cold sober but I don't remember it.

9) The Hangover Part II
There's a difference between being edgy and being mean-spirited. Someone should tell the makers of this piece of crap.

8) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Hayden Christansen does perhaps the worst acting job in a major motion picture ever. No small feat that.

7) 2012
2 hours of narrow escapes and not a Mayan to be found.

6) The Da Vinci Code
The secret order of the Bad White Guys has conspired for centuries to hide from us the fact that Leonardo was a drag queen who hid in his paintings detailed orders for the destruction of the World Trade Center using a plane filled with Jesus' kids and piloted by JFK's real killer; Boutros Boutros Ghali.

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