Some movies should never be made. Some should be made by other people. And some should just go to the corner and hang their head in shame.
5) Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II - 2011
Confusing, rushed, poorly edited, bad 3D and did I mention confusing? Too bad because as a rabid HP fan I was looking forward to this movie for a long time.
4) The Matrix Revolutions - 2003
The clever story, cyberpunk atmosphere and ground-breaking special effects of the original turned into a community meeting at a Berkeley coffee house and an hour of sentinels swooping this way and that.
3) The Twilight Saga I, II and III - 2008, 2009, 2010
Yawn.
2) The Dark Knight - 2009
Somebody get that man a throat lozenge!
1) Transformers; Dark of the Moon - 2011
Wow! I mean, like, WOW! Michael Bay should have his citizenship revoked, his license pulled, his bank account seized and be jailed immediately, for many years to come, if that's what it takes to keep him out of the director's chair.
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