Chuck Norris joins Expendables 2

Everyone in the Shady View Retirement Home rec room will be pleased to hear that 71 year old Chuck Norris has joined the cast of "Expendables 2" alongside Stallone, Van Damme, Statham, Schwarzenegger and just about anyone else over 40 whose ever done an action flick. One notable non-returnee will be Mickey Rourke who decided he's not irrelevant quite yet and that the $$ he was being offered to return just wasn't enough.

Expendables 2 is currently shooting in Bulgaria and is due out next August.

What goes through the minds of those aging action stars?