Oct 31, 2012

Disney buying Lucasfilm - Star Wars Episode VII to follow!

The Mouse that Roared has done it again. As if owning Pixar and Marvel to go along with their signature brand didn't present enough of a stranglehold on the tentpole movie business Disney, in what can only be classified as a stunning announcement, revealed today that they are buying LucasFilm, Industrial Light and Magic and Skywalker Sound. As if that news by itself wasn't enough to send shock waves through the fanosphere the announcement also comes with the promise that "Star Wars Episode VII" was getting the green light and would be released in 2015. That film is to be followed by Episodes VIII and IX down the road.

Lucas made it clear that he will be nowhere near the directors chair for any of those efforts and that is perhaps the best part of this deal as Lucas had clearly lost his zeal for directing. (Hopefully he'll feel the same way about writing.) Turning the franchise over to more inspired, more qualified directors may go a long way in restoring integrity to a brand that was so tarnished by Lucas' sloppy handling of the prequel trilogy.

Beyond that one bit of good news though lurks Disney's future control of all things tentpole. Can this be a good thing? Really? Even with Kathleen Kennedy serving as head of LucasFilm Disney (or whatever they're going to call it) I don't see it. Lucas says in the announcement that the money he'll get will be his 'retirement fund'. Like you need to pad your 401k George. Please. If he really cared about the brand he could have done the Bill Gates thing: retire, put a Steve Balmer in charge (in this case Kennedy) and spend his dotage out in the world doing other things. But whether you or I like this move or not it's done and below is the official announcement from Disney chairman Bob "Palpatine" Iger and George "Can You Spare A Dime" Lucas.


God help us all.

Oct 29, 2012

"Sin City 2" begins shooting

"Marv" prepares for another night in "Sin City"
In a big piece of welcome news the long-awaited sequel to Robert Rodriguez's 2005 "Sin City" has finally begun shooting. As has been previously reported, the story for new film will be culled from previously published graphic novels by Frank Miller as well as a new story written specifically for the film by Miller.

Jamie King will be returning as will Mickey Rourke, Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba. Devon Aoki will not be returning as deadly little Miho however (tiny tears). That role will be filled by the recently signed Jamie Chung. The jury is still out on whether or not Clive Owen will make an appearance.

"Sin City: A Dame to Kill For" is slated for release October 4, 2013.

The top 10 movies for the weekend of October 26 - October 28, 2012

1) Argo $12 Million
2) Cloud Atlas $9.6 Million
3) Hotel Transylvania $9.4 Million
4) Paranormal Activity 4 $8.5 Million
5) Silent Hill: Revelation 3D $8 Million
6) Taken 2 $7.7 Million
7) Here Comes the Boom $5.2 Million
8) Alex Cross $5.1 Million
9) Sinister $4.9 Million
10) Fun Size $4.1 Million

(Green indicates new release)

The number one movie a year ago this week was Paramount's "Puss in Boots" which debuted in the top spot with $34 million.

Oct 28, 2012

In a startling about face Joss Whedon endorses Romney!

While Gigi and I normally try to keep this blog above the political fray we both felt that this story was just too big to ignore. And after viewing Whedon's endorsement video below we think you'll understand why.

It seems "The Avengers" director has had a change of heart when it comes to caring about other people and decided to endorse the one candidate who is prepared to "finally put this country back on the path to the zombie apocalypse", Mitt Romney. Take a look.



Hmmm..... Spam.......

"An Unexpected Journey" to the toy store?

I come from a culture where a person is encouraged to voice their opinion, to share their fears and doubts lest those negative emotions act like acid upon the soul and lead one to dastardly deeds down the road. So I'm going to share my thoughts, doubts and fears about Peter Jackson's soon to be released "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey" in the hope that by airing them I'll be able to walk into the theater on opening night with an unsullied outlook.

So what has me worried about Peter Jackson's upcoming "Hobbit" trilogy? Let's call it the "Return of the Jedi" factor. That film was humming along magnificently when suddenly, out of the redwood forests came the Ewoks. It's at that point that the original trilogy came to an end for me. To this day Return of the Jedi is the one film of the original trilogy that I can't watch because the Ewoks represent the point at which Lucas looked beyond the fans in the theater to the kids at the toy store. The effect was like being out on a date with a hot babe and having her suddenly lock gazes with some guy behind you. At least with the hot babe I can tell her I have to go to the toilet and then bolt, leaving her with the tab. No such recourse exists for the movie fan.

When the first stills were released from the set last year showing Jackson's take on the dwarves for The Hobbit I got an intense sinking feeling in my gut. "I've waited a decade for that?" Take a look at the image below where I've juxtaposed the dwarves from "The Fellowship of the Ring" with the dwarves from "The Hobbit". How did those wonderfully crusty curmudgeons of Fellowship with their layers of world-weariness morph into the lovable plush dolls of The Hobbit?

The dwarves of "Lord of the Rings" (top) and those of "The Hobbit" (bottom). Images copyright New Line Cinema.

Subsequent blog posts, trailers and TV clips have gone some way toward mollifying my concerns and settling my stomach but I can't help thinking that it's all an elaborate ruse, a multi-million dollar misdirection campaign, and that before I've finished my popcorn the bastard spawn of the Ewoks will have commandeered the movie, Smaug, uh I mean Jackson, will have added my coin to the pile he's sitting on and somebody behind me in the theater will be thinking "You know, I'll bet my 4 year old would love a plush dwarf doll for Christmas!" Nothing against 4 year olds mind you. What I'm talking about here is the sanctity of the film experience and whether or not Jackson will honor the unspoken pact between the theater goer and the film maker or will he become the trollop with the wandering eye ala Lucas? To be absolutely specific about things: was toy marketing the driving force behind the radical redesign of the dwarves for The Hobbit? Because if it was then Jackson has willingly chucked his integrity out the window.

Jackson could, I suppose, have built an escape clause into his Hobbit project's initial release. Just look at the title: "An Unexpected Journey". Jackson may be covering himself for the inevitable backlash. "Hey, the film's called 'An Unexpected Journey'. What's more unexpected than a three hour long ad for premium action figures?" It's possible and I'll tell you why.

About a decade ago Bob Dylan released one of the great albums of the last 20 years. Dylan called his album "Love and Theft". After its release it was revealed that some of the lyrics from Love and Theft bore a striking resemblance to passages from Japanese writer Junichi Saga's book "Confessions of a Yakuza". The Bard's response to the storm of criticism that followed was basically to direct people's attention to the title of the album and get on with his life. Is Jackson planning something similar? (In the case of Love and Theft the theft Dylan alludes to in the album's title didn't in any way compromise the quality of the finished musical product. I bring it up merely as an example of someone covering themselves in what, in hind sight, seems a perfectly obvious way but which at the time didn't necessarily seem obvious at all.)

One more thing. I'm well aware Tolkien's manuscript is essentially a young people's book. I get that. I've also read the book and know that it's complex enough to lend itself to a treatment that could and should satisfy both young and not so young people. Just because it's not full of sturm und drang doesn't mean it must therefore become a three hour get-out-the-customer drive for Toys-R-Us. While most major films these days have some form of marketing tie-in to outside products the important thing is whether or not those tie-ins constitute the major justification for making the film, as was the case with Lucas' uber-cynical Return of the Jedi. I can live with action figures appearing as a consequence of a great movie. Where I balk is when the movie exists primarily to move action figures. Which category The Hobbit will fall into is anybody's guess at this point.

Oct 26, 2012

Second TV spot for "The Hobbit"

Here come the spots!

Following hot on the heels of the first TV clip Peter Jackson and Co. have released a second clip for the highly anticipated December 14th opening of "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey". This clip answers at least one question that was lurking in many people's minds: will the wood trolls be talking? Bilbo tells the kiddies in "Fellowship of the Ring" that they (the trolls) were arguing over how they should cook him and it seems Jackson has decided to give the big lugs their speaking due during just that scene in the upcoming film.


Ahnuld will be back as Conan

I ooze "Nordic Viking mythic guy"
Ahnuld's attempt to re-ignite his Hollywood career in the aftermath of all those years spent not-nurturuing his illegitimate offspring in Sacramento has devolved into the farcical with the announcement that he's going to return to one of his earliest roles; Conan. The self-admitted sexy sexagenarian will play the (once) buff Nordic tough guy in what amounts to a reboot of the reboot of the Conan franchise that will pretend that both the second Conan film (The Destroyer) and the 2011 reboot with Jason Momoa never actually happened.

Here's the premise according to Fredrik Malmberg the CEO of Paradox Entertainment, which holds the rights to Conan: “The original ended with Arnold on the throne as a seasoned warrior, and this is the take of the film we will make... It’s that Nordic Viking mythic guy who has played the role of king, warrior, soldier and mercenary, and who has bedded more women than anyone, nearing the last cycle of his life. He knows he’ll be going to Valhalla, and wants to go out with a good battle.”

"Seasoned" in this case means "old" so the only issue to me seems to be this: since "The Expendables 2" proved Ahnuld couldn't do action any more will this Conan time travel to the future in order to bring back automatic weapons with which to defeat his mythic foes and earn his place in Valhalla? Or maybe the unwanted spawn of all those babes he's bedded will rise up and come to their no good, absentee dad's defense in order insure he's around to pay child support. Now that's a movie I'd pay to see!

Oct 25, 2012

"Killing Them Softly" - 2012 - movie review

"Killing Them Softly" is a curiously dead movie and I don't mean that as a pun. It never really gets off the ground and is strangely flat in spite of a generally excellent cast and a premise brimming with tough guy possibilities.

Its storyline about some not ready for prime time hoods resembles "The Sopranos" and that resemblance is aided and abetted by the cast which includes James Gandolfini and Vincent ‘Johnny Sack’ Curatola. The resemblances, however, stop there. While The Sopranos benefited from top-notch writing, "Killing Them Softly" seems like it was penned by someone who'd watched a couple of Sopranos episodes and said "I could do that." Unfortunately, you can't.

As mentioned, the story revolves around some small time hoods who decide to rob a mob card game to raise some easy money. The mastermind of the plot, a dry cleaner nicknamed "the Squirrel" (the aforementioned Vincent Curatola), thinks he's discovered a fail safe that will allow him and his co-conspirators to get away scott free. That fail safe is Ray Liotta's Markie Trattman, the hood who runs the game. He had the nerve to rip off his own game years earlier and then, when things had settled down, he bragged about it. Because of that the squirrel has deduced that if someone were to rob his game now the mob would immediately point the finger at Markie.

Secure in their iron clad logic the Squirrel, Frankie (Scoot McNairy) and his friend Russell (Ben Mendelsohn) go ahead and hold up the joint. As expected they get away but their robbery triggers the intervention of Brad Pitt's Jackie, a mid-level enforcer who's smart enough to know that Markie's compromised status was ripe for exploitation. This is really where the film's problems become obvious because Pitt's performance is all over the place. At one moment he seems to be playing Jackie as a kind of fish out of water, reluctant to bring the rain or stand up for himself and what he knows needs to be done. At another moment he's stone cold enough to blow a guy's head off without blinking an eye. So who is Jackie? The timid, easily spooked fish out of water reluctant to hit someone he knows because it might get emotionally messy, or the hard-nosed, no-nonsense, grizzled professional who'll be reassuring you everything's okay while he's calmly chambering a round? It's a problem because from the moment Pitt comes into frame for the first time he's the center of the film and if the center is wobbling the whole film is in trouble.

By contrast James Gandolfini plays another hit man Jackie employs to help him take out the three crooks. But Gandolfini's Mickey is a mess himself. He's been pinched for carrying an unregistered shotgun and has to jump bail to help Pitt with his hits. At the same time his marriage is falling apart and all he can think to do is drink and screw hookers round the clock in an effort to kill his feelings.

His character, especially during those scenes where he's abusing the help, oozes the kind of dread I imagine Jackie was intended to have. Perhaps it was just a matter of Gandolfini having so much more experience than Pitt exploring the mob psyche but the contrast was at times startling when the two were on the screen together. That's unfortunate for Pitt but fortunate for the film which desperately needed something to lift it off the floor.

The rest of the cast doesn't have much to work with. Ray Liotta does his best Ray-Liotta-doing-Henry-Hill-in-Goodfellas impression and it's good enough to not be a distraction but that's about it.

Curiously, the film makers seem to be trying to draw parallels between events unfolding in the film's forefront and the running background narrative of the 2008 financial meltdown and presidential election. Perhaps if the primary narrative were more coherently developed those parallels would be easier to understand. As it is this background layer does little more than reinforce the enervating atmosphere and provide Pitt with an excuse for some tough guy dialogue at the very end.

As I said earlier poor writing is largely to blame for this promising but ultimately unfulfilling miss. But a weak script isn't the whole story. The director doesn't seem to know what to do with his characters either and at times it almost seems the actors are directing themselves. While I'm sure Andrew Dominik is a champion human being I'm also 100% sure he's no Scorcese though his film tries desperately to conjure the spirit of the master (right down to eschewing a score in favor of various minor and major hits from the past to help set the mood).

While weak writing and directing are understandable enough there was one element of the production that I just didn't get at all. That was the ultra-stylized way some of the most grievously violent scenes were handled. The film would be droning along for 20 minutes or so when suddenly a very carefully crafted, super-slo-mo shot of a bullet creating a fountain of bloody tissue and bone fragments will appear... and then the droning would resume. WTF?

Killing Them Softly has reportedly had its US release timed to maximize its awards potential. I don't know why they bothered.


Puppet noir? "Paul" will make you believe

Puppetry and film noir are not things that people necessarily associate with one another, until now. Israeli film maker Adam Bizanski took the imaginative leap and cast a small scale puppet in the lead role of his short break up film "Paul" and I have to say the results are pretty convincing. Inspiration for the puppet character seems to come from the age-old admonition "Are you a man or a mouse?" (as well as Art Spiegelman's "Maus") but that doesn't compromise it's effectiveness. As employed here the puppet serves to inject a film that would otherwise be held back by a fairly pedestrian writing effort with gravitas and sympathy. It's diminutive scale also magnifies the sense of dread inherent in the noir settings as well as the character's sense of loss. 

The film 26 minutes long. If you have some time take a look.


Oct 23, 2012

First TV spot for "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"

With December 14th rapidly approaching it was to be expected that the Hobbit PR machine would shift into a higher gear and here is the first tangible evidence of that. Perhaps a little surprisingly the piece is largely made up of previously unseen snippets. More wood for the fire the fires of anticipation!