Oct 8, 2012

"Taken 2" - 2012 - movie review

"Taken 2" is not a thinking man's movie. Like it's predecessor it's a straight up good vs evil, black and white, kill or be killed revenge flick heavy on the patented Luc Besson hand to hand and light on the snappy dialogue and deep, philosophical undercurrents.

When last we saw Bryan Mills (Liam Neeson) he had just finished his own European version of Sherman's March to the Sea, having cut a wide and bloody swath through the corrupt underbelly of Paris in a single-minded quest to retrieve his daughter Kim (Maggie Grace) from Eastern European human traffickers. Lots of Balkan types died at his hands, as well as a gaggle of Middle Eastern security men charged with protecting the Sultan of Molestia along with the Sultan himself. In the end though nobody seemed the worse for wear and everyone resumed their lives as if nothing had happened.

Everyone named Mills that is. Because as "Taken 2" opens we're witness to a mass funeral being held on a hillside in Albanian. Seems all those human traffickers Mills dispatched with such alacrity in the first film had family and those family members are none too thrilled to qualify for the "Bury 6 and the 7th one's free!" discount over at Corpse Boxes R Us. One older gentleman in particular has allowed Mills to crawl up his behind and fester and as a result of his discomfort vows revenge on Mills in front of the assembled mourners. And there is your plot. All that's left to do now is bring the combatants together and let the fun begin.

In order to do that we find Mr Mills has had to go to Istanbul where he's apparently charged with handling security for a visiting Middle Eastern type. Before he leaves for Turkey however he spends some time consoling his ex-wife Lenore (Famke Janssen) who has just been dumped by her meal ticket, uh, I mean her wealthy husband. Mills suggests she and Kim visit him in Istanbul and they'll make a holiday out of it that'll help her forget her troubles.

So back to Istanbul. Lenore and Kim arrive as do the angry Albanians and before the ladies have had a chance to recover from their jet lag Lenore and Bryan are taken and it's up to Kim to help her father engineer his own escape. I won't go into the bloody details of how events unfold from here because if I did there'd be nothing else to talk about. As I said up front there aren't any hidden meanings or philosophical undercurrents at work here. This is straight up Charles Bronson, Dirty Harry "I'm going to kill you and the audience is going to cheer" film making.

While the best adjective to describe the original film would be "raw", "stylized" would be a more appropriate word to describe what director Oliver Megaton has created here. All those raw edges from the first film - the graphic torture, the overdosing prostitutes, the decadant Arabian perverts - have been sanded down and polished up until what we have here is lots of "Transporter" style combat-dancing, fuzzy, almost impressionistic shots of Lenore in distress and "good" Arabs who reward Mills' professionalism in the traditional style; with a thick bonus envelope.

This being a Luc Besson production however the stylization is handled discreetly and the film never actually devolves into parody. While you certainly have to be aware that a fight choreographer is standing just off-camera during the hand to hand combat sequences, they are so viscerally charged that it doesn't matter. While it might have added another level of dread and loathing of the bad guys in my heart to actually see Lenore abused in some way, I'm glad the film makers opted for restraint. Same with the brains spattering on the wall etc. This is not The Godfather Part II where the film maker is making an existential statement about Vito's milieu and the choices he feels he must make to escape it. It's an action movie pure and simple and if it's going to indulge in gratuitous excess that excess should be of the action variety, not the sadistic variety.

Liam Neeson has said he doesn't see where the franchise could possibly go from here but frankly I see a world of possibilities simply because, in Bryan Mill's line of work, there's always a chance that one of your charges might get taken. It doesn't always have to be the wife and daughter who get taken while on vacation.

As far as Taken 2 goes; production values are high, the cast is first rate, the fight scenes and car chases through Istanbul are exciting and in the very end there's just a tiny scene that pretty effectively demonstrates the difference between "good" and "evil", as envisioned by the film makers. Don't blink or you'll miss it.


Oct 7, 2012

Off the beaten track trailer of the day - "The Thieves"

They're hot. They're happenin'. They're never caught in traffic, never have to go to the bathroom, never get dirty and are never at a loss for that oh-so-clever quip. They walk down the street shoulder to shoulder, do most things in slow motion, think loser-factories like casinos are glamorous and spend most of their time posing for cameras unseen. They're "The Thieves"!  Direct from South Korea its "Ocean's Eleven" with better looking babes.



"The Thieves" will see a limited US release beginning Oct 12th.

Oct 6, 2012

The Weyland-Tyrell Corporation?

"Alien" and "Blade Runner" are two of the most influential movies of the past 50 years. They each sent shock waves through their respective genre's that are still being felt today. "Blade Runner" pretty much created the modern dystopian template; a world so divorced from being a 'society' that replicants are the only ones capable of emotional connection, while "Alien" opened up space to working stiffs and shifted our idea of what an alien life form might be from the basically human dweebs of "Star Trek" to giant, bipedal, blood-thirsty beetles with hi IQs.

As compelling as both of Ridley Scott's early masterpieces are no one, to my knowledge, has suggested a link between these worlds: until now. According to a heads-up article over at firstshowing there's a "supplementary pod" on the "Prometheus" Blu-Ray entitled "Merging Ridleyverses" where concept artist Ben Proctor is talking about conversations that went on during production of Prometheus including one where Scott reportedly says "Maybe the bodyguards, you know, that come out with Weyland, maybe one of them says Batty on his uniform." and another where Scott proffers this idea: "You know, I'm thinking what if it's the Weyland-Tyrell Corporation? Is that cool?" I suppose that depends on who you ask.

While neither of these ideas ever showed up in Prometheus the fact that Scott is including their mention on the Blu-Ray indicates that they're not just him idly kicking a conceptual can down the road. He must certainly have known what kind of cyberspace shit-storm he'd be setting off just by mentioning the idea publicly. And there's more. The article also includes the graphic below which a fan apparently captured from the UK Prometheus Steelbook Blu-Ray and is purported to be an email of sorts from Peter Weyland in which he discusses some very familiar characters.


So is Ridley Scott setting us up for a Weyland cameo in his upcoming "Blade Runner" sequel? Or could it be that the daughter Ripley lost to old age while she was floating through the core systems in the Nostromo escape pod was Deckard's love child? (I know, Scott himself has said Deckard was a replicant, which would imply he is unable to procreate. I'm just trying to make a point.)

That point is that, personally, I think it's a mashup too far. Some things are best left untouched, to be appreciated as stand-alone creations. There's no compelling reason to glum one masterpiece onto the legacy of another, no jaw-dropping narrative symmetry that's come to light that requires exploration. In fact there's no artistic reason to do it, only marketing reasons. A far reaching Ridleyverse could potentially be exploited by Scott Free Productions and 20th Century Fox for years to come by creating a more heady alternative to the Avengers universe. But is box office alone sufficient justification? It all seems so tacky. So AVP to me. Think a little harder Ridley. Come up with some new, original ideas and don't try and build bridges between masterpieces solely in the interest of free trade. Some things should be above crass, commercial considerations.

New clip from "Skyfall"

The shot from the trailer of James Bond adjusting his cufflinks after jumping into a train car whose end has been ripped off by a backhoe was already my favorite shot of the year and now we have virtually the entire sequence leading up to that coolest of all known moments in this here clip. They really don't have to include anything else in the film as far as I'm concerned. Just kidding (I think).



"Skyfall" opens stateside November 9th.

Oct 4, 2012

Hasbro cleans out the attic in search of movie gold

You'd think that the less-than-stellar box office performance of "Battleship" might have caused the folks at Hasbro to take a step back and rethink the idea of turning board games into feature films. Not so though as hollywoodreporter is reporting that the game maker has signed a production deal to bring "Monopoly", "Action Man" and (the one all America has been waiting for) "Hungry, Hungry Hippos" to the big screen over the next few years.

The provenance of the poster on the left is hard to pin down but the fan-made one sheet itself is priceless. (It also reveals some possible synergy between HHH and Battleship that could be exploited. Hollywood take note.)

Oct 3, 2012

First trailer for Jason Statham's "Parker"

Now that he's got the embarrassing "Expendables" sequel behind him Jason Statham is getting back to what he does best: high-quality, contemporary action. In "Parker" Statham plays a crook commissioned to do a job who's then turned on by his co-conspirators and left for dead. Except that he's not dead. Not by a long shot. When he comes for revenge - and you know he will - he's taking no prisoners and even Jennifer Lopez is going to have to prove her sincerity by subjecting to a strip search.



"Parker" opens Jan 13, 2013.

First trailer for "The Lone Ranger"

Sure looks a lot more like "Tonto" than the Lone Ranger but whatever. The first trailer for Gore Verbinski's on-again, off-again, over-budget, closed down, reopened, dead-in-the-water, ready-to-go western is finally here. Check it out.



"The Lone Ranger" with Armie Hammer and Johnny Depp opens July 13, 2013.

Oct 2, 2012

"Prometheus" deleted scene: Milburn the happy idiot

One of the most head-scratching scenes in Prometheus was when biologist Milburn cozies up to the alien ghost-cobra and tries to pet it. What scientist in their right mind would reach out and touch a completely unknown life form that is clearing exhibiting aggressive behavior? Well, Milburn did and he got what you get in such situations: an esophageal how-do-you-do of pornographic proportions.

So just what got into Milburn that would cause such nonsensical behavior? This deleted scene from the Prometheus DVD sheds a little more light on the character showing that his bad judgement wasn't a spur of the moment thing but more just who he is. Of course the scene early on in the theatrical release where he attempts to cozy up to mohawk-boy and gets roundly rebuffed (yet clings to his side anyway) shows just as clearly that Milburn has a thing for hostile life forms and should have been a warning to the rest of the crew not to bring him along on any field trips.

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NOTE: The good folks at MSN have removed the video for this deleted scene. I'm loath to remove this post though because the scene really is worth watching. So I'm going to keep an eye out for it and if it appears again in cyberspace I'll stick it back up here where it belongs. Chris

Oct 1, 2012

The top 10 movies for the weekend of September 28 - September 30, 2012

1) Hotel Transylvania $42.5 Million
2) Looper $20.8 Million
3) End of Watch $7.8 Million
4) Trouble with the Curve $7.2 Million
5) House at the End of the Street $7.1 Million
6) Pitch Perfect $5.1 Million
7) Finding Nemo 3D $4 Million
8) Resident Evil: Retribution $2.9 Million
9) The Master $2.68 Million
10) Won't Back Down $2.60 Million
The number one movie a year ago this week was Warner Brother's "Dolphin Tale" which rose from the number 3 spot the previous week to take over at the top while taking in $13.9 million.

Video interview with Liam Neeson

With "Taken 2" getting ready to launch this week comingsoon caught up with Liam Neeson in New York and had a brief conversation with him about the upcoming film, the pleasures of shooting in Istanbul and what it's like to become an action star when most guys are counting down the days to retirement.



"Taken 2" opens October 5th.