Since this is such and excruciatingly slow time for movie news I've decided to expand my list of the worst hit movies of the 21st century (so far) with numbers 6 - 10 done in descending order. So here we go. (You can see numbers 1 thru 5 here.)
10) Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
I sat through this entire movie stone-cold sober but I don't remember it.
9) The Hangover Part II
There's a difference between being edgy and being mean-spirited. Someone should tell the makers of this piece of crap.
8) Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
Hayden Christansen does perhaps the worst acting job in a major motion picture ever. No small feat that.
7) 2012
2 hours of narrow escapes and not a Mayan to be found.
6) The Da Vinci Code
The secret order of the Bad White Guys has conspired for centuries to hide from us the fact that Leonardo was a drag queen who hid in his paintings detailed orders for the destruction of the World Trade Center using a plane filled with Jesus' kids and piloted by JFK's real killer; Boutros Boutros Ghali.
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