Charlie Sheen adds that caustic panache to "Machete Kills"

Robert Rodriguez has confirmed that Charlie I'm-the-only-one-who-doesn't-know-I'm-a-trainwreck Sheen has signed on to play the big kahuna himself, the President of these United States in the upcoming "Machete" sequel, "Machete Kills". Sheen joins a growing cast that includes that other let's-get-hammered-and-see-what-we-say guy Mel Gibson. Now if they could only sign up John Galiano...

"You f***ers are so f***ing pache, pathe, pacheth, pachethick iz unbelivabone."